Hostel Rules
Welcome to Kick Ass Hostels! Please read and follow our house rules so everyone can have an enjoyable stay.
1. CHECK OUT
Please check out by 10:00am.
Scots: Check out time is 10:00am… Yes 10:00am, not 10:15, not 10:30 and certainly not 11:30… AAAH!
2. OPEN TO ALL
The hostel bar and beer garden is open to the public.
Scots: The hostel bar an beer yaird is open tae the public.
3. NO SMOKING
Scotland has a strict no-smoking indoors policy, please refrain from doing so anywhere in the building. Cigarettes must be extinguished and disposed of prior to entering the hostel. If evidence of smoking is found (including the smell) a £50 fee will be charged to your card and you may be evicted without right to refund.
Scots: Nae, nae, nae smoking, anywhere in the hoose. you will be chucked oot if yir caught at it.
4. EXTENDED STAY
Please notify reception 24hrs in advance if you wish to extend your stay. Please don’t cry if you fail to do this and there are no beds available.
Scots: If yir stayin’ longer, yir must tell us 24 oors in advance, dinny greet if yir dinnae and thirs nae room when yi dae.
5. DAMAGES
Any damages will be charged to the guest.
Scots: If yir break it, yir payin’ fir it.
6. NOISE
Please refrain from making noise especially after 10:00pm, we have many other guests staying in the hostel.
Scots: Dinnae mak a racket after 10:00pm. Yir no the only git stayin’ here.
7. CLEAN UP
Please clean up any mess you make.
Scots: Cleen yir shit up if yi mak a mess. If yi dinnae, yir gettin’ battered by the big man.
8. DISTURBANCE
Any disturbance created by guests will result in immediate eviction from the hostel without right to refund.
Scots: Any agro and yir oot, remember we’re watchin’ yi on camera likes.
Kick Ass Bar
& Beer Garden
Our beer garden with awesome Edinburgh Castle views is back!
Public welcome, walk-in welcome.
OPENING HOURS
Beer Garden: 12.30pm – 10pm daily
Indoor Bar: 12.30pm – midnight daily
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